I would have loved to be a fly on the wall when Kanye and trump hooked up at trump tower, earlier.
trump: My wife posed nude.
Kanye: My wife made a sex tape.
trump: I have a huuuge ego.
Kanye: So do I.
trump: I like you, Kanye. I wish more blacks were like you.
The problem with people like Donald trump is that they really don’t know any black people.
Black folks are like exotic animals in the zoo to him. If he did know some actual black people, they would have told him that appearing with Kanye is not a good look these days. He is about five years too late jumping on the Kanye train.
Consider trump’s circle of black
friends acquaintances: Omarosa, Don King, Ben Carson, Ray Lewis, Floyd Mayweather…..I think you get the picture. Not exactly the “talented tenth” if you know what I mean.
Still, today was Negro day at Donald’s place. (Melania, did the chef get the fried chicken? Let me stop.) I think it was Omarosa that played host to the Negro outreach program. trump didn’t find a cabinet position for her, but I am sure that she will get something out of the trump takeover. Secretary Of Negro Outreach, maybe?
I hope that Kanye will get better in time to do a little number at the inauguration. I hear that Mr trump is having a hard time finding talent to perform.
“Let’s have a toast for the douchebags,
Let’s have a toast for the assholes,
Let’s have a toast for the scumbags,
Every one of them that I know
Let’s have a toast to the jerkoffs
That’ll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan
Run away fast as you can” ~ Kanye West, Runaway~
Feet don’t fail me now.